Office talk

C: Any issues to hand over?
Me: No.
C: Good Girl!
Me: Fake nod *Don’t “GoodGirl” me As*h@le*
C: I hope this is my last hand over… Last call forward from this team. Hopefully I will be a part of the new team when I get back.
Me: Fake Smile *I hope so too L@ser!*
After 5 minutes
C: So no issues right? You are Fine?
*More nods*
C: If you collect all the questions you have regarding Blahblah I can help you with them, Cuz I dunno how much M will want to help as I was given the responsibility of giving you the KT(Knowledge Transition)
*More nods and I continue to stare at the dots on my monitor while glancing once in every 8s*
C: After you go back to b’lore too don’t hesitate to ping me if you have any doubts regarding blahblah
Me: Fake half smile nod *whatever dude! Get out of my face! And stop looking anywhere below it. As*h@le!)
He leaves.
Peace.